If you had told me not too long ago that we would reach the point in America where a president would order that mentally ill people who fancied themselves to be members of the opposite sex would not only have this delusional fantasy “accommodated” but by presidential decree, boys and men would be able to shower with little girls in schools, I would say you should be committed.

Now, that has come to pass. And most people are afraid to speak the truth for fear of being labeled homophobic or bigoted.

But not everybody.

Dr. Paul R. McHugh, the former psychiatrist-in-chief for Johns Hopkins Hospital and its current Distinguished Service Professor of Psychiatry, said that transgenderism is a “mental disorder” that merits treatment, that sex change is “biologically impossible,” and that people who promote sexual reassignment surgery are collaborating with and promoting a mental disorder.

How ridiculous is all this? Well, ridiculous enough for me to write and record a song ridiculing this absurd spectacle. That’s hoe ridiculous.

It is called “The Girl With The 5 O’clock Shadow.

My grandmother used to say “I guess you may as well laugh as cry”.

Don’t they read stories like The Emperor’s New Clothes anymore? Read it here if you want the whole story.

And for the short version, the emperor had new clothes made, only he was ripped off. There were no clothes, only make believe clothes. And off the emperor rode naked as a Jay Bird, parading his expensive new clothes in front of all the people. They all acted as if he were not only clothed, but the clothes were beautiful. Until one person spoke up and said that the emperor was naked.

Suddenly, it was OK for everyone to admit the truth.

The truth is, there is no such thing as transgendered. It is a mental illness that needs to be treated. And the people who demand we indulge these sick people in their fantasy are just as mental.

Shout it from the rooftops: The Emperor is naked and Tranny’s are crazy as a bed bug. (By the way, the bed bug killer spray has been banned too.)

God help us when the nuts make the rules the squirrels obey.